2017 Sports Roundup: The Daily Show


Oh, yeah.
What’s up, everybody? I’m Roy.
That’s Michael, and this is the 2017
Year in Review for sports. And what a year
it was, Roy. The Astros won their first
World Series ever. We also had
two cocky idiots trying to beat the snot
out of each other. And the New England Patriots
had an amazing comeback over the Atlanta Falcons
in Super Bowl LI, ouch! Oh, the Falcons, RIP,
blew a 25-point lead, bro. They blew it so bad,
they had to write a book called “What Happened.” Well, but the most
important story, of course, is the NFL players
kneeling to protest the oppression
of the black man in America. My man, Roy, here knows
what that’s all about. No rest for the brothers,
am I right, Roy? Actually, man, I just kind of
want to keep this segment light and fun,
so let’s just keep moving. I hear you. Yeah.
I’m down, dawg. Because sports is supposed
to be light and fun, and the NFL got a little
more fun this year when the league
lifted the ban on group
touchdown celebrations. And the players
took full advantage. To date, they did
the Jamaican bobsled team. They did the…
They performed CPR. They even played leapfrog. I mean, where do they
come up with this? I mean, these celebrations
were cool… Yeah. …but they weren’t as good
as the ones that you and I used to throw down back
in our playing days. Oh, you mean the pepper
and the Parmesan? Let’s show them
pepper and Parmesan. Here we go, pepper.
-Here’s the salad. The Parmesan. Eat that salad. Pepper and Parmesan!
Crushed it. I’ll tell you
who else crushed it — the Golden State Warriors. They were absolutely dominant,
cruising to an easy NBA finals victory
over LeBron and the Cavs. Speaking of the Cavs,
Kyrie Irving demanded a trade so he wouldn’t have to
play with LeBron James, and that wasn’t even
the craziest thing he said this year. Man: One of the big stories
out of All-Star Weekend is the Cavs star Kyrie Irving believes that
the Earth is flat. Despite years of science, Kyrie honestly believes
that the Earth is not round. Kyrie, baby, how you gonna
say the Earth is flat when you basically
spend 20 hours a day dribbling a damn globe? A damn globe, of course! I’d be remiss if
I didn’t mention that there was
a racial slur that was spray-painted
on the home of LeBron James. Clearly money and fame are not enough
to protect the black man in today’s America, and that’s an America
with three K’s, right, Roy?
-Yeah, man. Why do you keep bring up
all this heavy race stuff? This supposed to be
a light segment. I just want my sports
with no racism. I’m sorry. You know me, but I’m an ally
to the black man. Stop saying
“the black man.” How you gonna say that? I minored
in African Studies. That ain’t got nothing
to do with it. Okay. All right. I’ll just
back off the African. Okay.
-Look. Anyway, let’s just move on because the most incredible
performance of this year… Yeah. …has to go to Serena Williams
winning the Australian Open while pregnant.
-Yeah. Try pulling that off,
Roger Federer. Well, he couldn’t
because technically… What more can you say? There’s nothing more inspiring
to me than a strong… -Yeah.
-…powerful black woman. Man, I told you,
you have to… I’m impressed
by black women. Michelle, Serena,
your own mom. Keep my mama’s name
out your mouth. It was a compliment. She raised
a great man, Roy. Just stop talking
about race. I know what’s going on. You don’t have to keep
bringing up race every time. It’s hard because 2017,
Roy, was a year that race and sport
intersected like never before. No. No.
There was one story. Michael Phelps
raced a shark, and that had nothing to do
with magical black women, nothing to do with wokeness
and nothing to do with race. Okay.
I just… Oh, God. How is race…
How is this race? Nothing, it’s, just,
I have always seen the shark as the black man
of the sea. You were saying…you’re
saying me and this shark… Look.
I’m just saying… You were saying… …everyone that was
involved in this made so much money
off of what? The shark’s hard labor. How much money
did the shark make? Nothing. I mean, to me,
that sounds a lot like… The shark is working.
Everyone is making money, but the shark is not
making any money. No. No. No.
No. No. Don’t say that. -To me that’s…
-Don’t ever say that. -Don’t even…
-That’s slavery. -I’m done.
-That’s what that is. Oh, man. Roy Wood, Jr.,
I’m Michael Kosta. To me, the shark is slavery. Happy Kwanzaa, you guys.
Have a great year.

100 comments

  • Lmao, they nailed it again !

  • give us more trevor

  • I love this show .

  • Don't let this distract you from the fact that the warriors blew a 3-1 lead

  • Who the hell is Michael!?

  • Your own mom xD 2:45

  • spend 20hrs a day dribbling a damn globe

  • All these sports I don't know…

  • where is cricket….as it's taking about world??

  • act like you've been there before

  • The Black Men! Hahahahha! Trump: "The Blacks"

  • #Sharklivesmatter #woke

  • All these sports are only important in the US….why do you call it world cup or world series?

  • 0:03 he missed it pretty gracefully lmao

  • #Sharklivesmatter

  • Hello. The Penguins won the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row.

  • Do these fuckers not know football?EPL?El Clasico?wtf

  • Also, Patrick Ewing began coaching his home team college…one of the first African American hall of famers…and probably the best player ever to step on ANY COURT, sup?
    #swoosh

  • Come on without Trevor in this channel this is amazing

  • No news about USA Men's Soccer Team? I guess their failure through qualifying World Cup 2018 isn't that big of a deal in America.

  • The Earth is flat though

  • That is fresh.

  • u r out of FIFA WC2018 because of Panama….

  • I don't care what Kyrie Irving says, cause he's tearing it up with the Celtics.

  • 19 minutes in and they are talking about fixed games and fights. Like the election. Dam irony

  • This is way too Paul Ryan for me.

  • I loved it .. bess ever … lol.. little longer next time

  • Jeselnik's (sp) "Shark Party"!

  • Happy Kwanzaa

  • #BlackManMatters

  • "McLiberalism."

  • rowing down the mississippi river

    "Nubian Goddess" I CHOKED

  • Kyrie also believes basketball is flat #woke

  • Fake sports

  • #SHARKTEAM we keep eating 🦈🦈🦈

  • The Year in Sports

  • Haha! He just called a 'Great White Shark' black. Oh, the irony.

  • Top Democrat Andrew Stein threw all Democrats under the bus and stepped on the gas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYGqvjNIQJQ

  • No 6-1 Barca psg ???????

  • 😂😂😂

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Noreen Farrell, director of the anti-sex discrimination law firm Equal Rights Advocates, said Trump went "on the attack against workers and taxpayers." "We have an executive order that essentially forces women to pay to keep companies in business that discrimination against them, with their own tax dollars," said Farrell. "It's an outrage." Out of the 50 worst wage theft violators that GAO examined between 2005-2009, 60 percent had been awarded federal contracts after being penalized by the Department of Labor's Wage and Hour Division. Similar violation rates were tracked through the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) and the National Labor Relations Board. Now isn't that order very consistent with the sexual criminal confessions we all heard not once. but on two separate occasions during the Axis Hollywood bus. previous to that during his interview with Howard Stern. Former prosecutor Gov. FBI director Giuliani. 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  • Peace to my shark brothers.

  • Henrico van Heerden

    "World sport" my arse, fucking american sport that. And you know what is shite about most american sport, its ONLY american, can't host a world cup cause nobody else plays that shit.

  • And here I am. A European viewer with no clue what you're talking about.

  • I understand how Roy feels. I been in conversations that had nothing to do with race that ended up being all about race. I know some ppl mean well when they try talk about it and spread the word, but there's a time and a place. And plus both parties, especially the topic race should be consenting. Michael and Roy, fucking funny sketch!

  • Fauler Perfektionist

    "…despite years of science."
    "…years?" Seriously? "…years?" You've never heard of Eratosthenes?

  • Too funny!

  • …XD, is funny coz it's accurate on multiple levels, XD!!…

  • Forgot hockey

  • Yes I’m Blessed

    OmGOSH they are great together!

  • They missed the obvious pun about Phelps and the Shark: it was a RACE, so of course it was racist.

  • No soccer is the biggest sport

  • Very funny sketch even though they only talked about 3 sports. But can someone explain to me what Kwanzaa is

  • Michael Kosta missing that catch at the beginning is the greatest sports moment of 2017.

  • What does racing a shark have to do with race?
    Umm… it was a race

  • Did nobody watch Micheal completely shit himself on the catch at the very beginning of the video.

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  • that was great

  • The black man in Ameirca

  • Eh. Should use the asian guy he is dope.

  • I hope Jordan Peterson gets invited 🙂

  • This went out of control Monty Python style

  • Does anyone else keep getting just black videos with new uploads? I wonder why that keeps happening…

  • Doesn't count, the shark was CGI

  • This was pure comedy

  • Kosta sucks

  • are they replacing Jordan Klepper?

  • https://youtu.be/trHIhCIzkWc

  • Americans could literally not care less about the soccer thing. It didn’t even make the news. We do not care. I found out about it from this comment section and still don’t care.

  • ESPN is for the alt right for those kneeling down to the USA anthem.

  • Sutapa Bhattacharya

    I miss Jordan Klepper…the Roy-Jordan segments were excellent. Michael Costa is doing good though.

  • Can't believe you fuckers didn't even mention Nathan Chen.

    Is Michael Kosta the new Jordan Klepper? He's not bad. I can dig it.

  • Michael R. Wright

    OMGosh! This segment was hilarious!

  • And no video about jerusalam un vote !!!

  • Astros win Astros win #Htown 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

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  • https://youtu.be/SQEbt2Ouqhw

  • They need to get rid of Costa. He simply isn't funny.

  • Wait.. Phelps raced a shark? Da fuck?

  • Happy Kwanzaa

  • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHPB9a4_YkCSNdVIOqGuiYg

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  • AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible

    2017 sports roundup and no mention of the Lions tour of New Zealand ??? Credibility takes a hit chaps.

  • How can I win a date with Roy Wood, Jr.?

  • luvvinallmusik 57

    LOL-Michael's the white liberal who patronizes the black community & Roy the black conservative who rationalizes that race/culture have no bearing on acceptance by Republicans. Great way 2 slide that in, fellas!😃

  • Why do they call it "to play" sports, when obviously they are working their asses off? That's not play.

  • I love this

  • strip determination emotion compete nurse other just formation educator reality deserve.

  • its the great white shark not the great black shark

  • Great white shark is black, man? Man, you ain't colour blind. Colour blind still be seeing black and white. You just blind!

    I don't see you complaining how there is no great black shark!

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • this was adorable & hilarious 😊❤

  • the daily show is the detention room of late shows. you're welcome.

  • I'm sorry, I've watched four or 5 Daily Show segments with Michael Kosta, and I am so unimpressed. I really think they could have found someone better. His shtick of Dumb and dorky just isn't working for me. He's probably a great comedian and many people like him but, maybe in a different format. That's just my opinion.

  • Outside key and peele, not another GOOD slavery joke, I actually chuckled. No slavery jokes comments needed.

  • Genius segment.

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