Mean Tweets – Music Edition #5


[APPLAUSE] GWEN STEFANI: Gwen
Stefani really is the worst thing to ever happen. Period. Full stop. Hashtag ugh, barf. Allie. MAN: One of my
employees was talking about how The Chainsmokers
are actually pretty good, and don’t deserve all the hate. So I fired him. TYGA: Tyga pants too tight. Hashtag [BLEEP]. MAN: Trying to decide
which is worst– Maroon 5, Hitler,
or Imagine Dragons. Ouch. WOMAN: I like some
of Halsey’s songs, but my god, she sings like a
goat being [BLEEP] in the ass. JASON MRAZ: Why is Jason Mraz
the unofficial soundtrack for [BLEEP] barbecues? LUKE BRYAN: People say that
I should be more positive. OK. I’m positive that Luke
Bryan is a horse-tooth, [BLEEP], air humping doofus. JASON DERULO: Jason Derulo
sucks horse [BLEEP].. WOMAN: What the
[BLEEP] is [INAUDIBLE]?? Sounds like a sloppy [BLEEP]. MAN: The Strokes. Worst piece of [BLEEP]
band ever made. Period. Yeah. PINK: Pink is aging
pretty well for a pig. Thank you. ELVIS COSTELLO: Elvis Costello
is a really great artist. If you’re a hipster [BLEEP]. SCHOOLBOY Q: Shout
out to Schoolboy Q. He uglier than a [BLEEP]. For sure I am. [INAUDIBLE] is like the
American cheese of cheeses. Or like, the boxed
wine of wines. Or some other [BLEEP] thing. LUKE COMBS: Peep
the fact that Luke Combs looks like the guy who
changes your oil at Jiffy Lube. MILEY CYRUS: Miley Cyrus
is a smelly pirate hooker. MAN: Korn? [BLEEP] those guys
more than Nickelback. Oh– MAN: Oh– MAN: That’s low, dawg. MAN: Ouch. MAN: I would rather
stab myself in the taint than hear another
Nickelback song. That’s funny. That’s how we make
Nickelback songs.

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