Sports Interviews Are Ridiculous!


– Sports. (high-pitched chiming)
(rhythmic clopping) (rapid swooshing) What up, everyone? It’s your girl, Superwoman. And I’m by no means a sports expert, but I do know that the NBA
play-ons are happening right now. Raptors for life. Also, just kidding, they’re not in finals. But that’s okay, because you know why? Shut up. ‘Kay, hold up though. Real talk, when watching sports I can’t be the only one that notices how dumb sports interviews are. It’s halftime, tensions are high. Everyone is sitting on
the edge of their seat, and they do that thing where they start interviewing the players. So you’re like okay, let me
hang onto your every word. Please drop some wisdom. And then, every player literally
turns into Captain Obvious and says nothing of value. So what are your thoughts during halftime? Well, you know, we got halfway more to go, we got 50% more, and we gon’
finish off the second half. You know, there’s two more quarters, and we gon’ get it done. Fractions. Uh huh, uh huh. Oh damn, yo, he right, he right. You know, that’s mad deep. Okay, literally he’s just saying words. Also, what do you think
your team needs to focus on in the second half? Oh, you know, I think as
long as we get the ball, and, you know, we put
the ball in the basket, we’re good, you know. Okay, and what’s your strategy for the second half of this game? Well, you know, I think as long as we don’t let the other team get more points than
us, then we’ll be good. You know, so I think it’s
about defense and offense, and basketball. Bars! Yo, play that back. (speech played backwards) Defense and offense, and basketball. Damn. Yo, that’s why he’s the best, man. He knows the game, eh? He literally said nothing. And it’s not just basketball. It’s almost every sport. If you actually pay attention
and listen to the interviews, they’re hilarious and meaningless. So, what are your thoughts
going into this game, you know? You know, ball. Take the ball and kick it inside the net. You got to play, play hard. And, ball. Ball. So why do you think you won this game? Well, you know, we hit the ball, and made the runs, got the points, and at the end of the day
we just got more points than our opponent, so we won the game. Just like that. Yo, hold on, hold on, pause it, pause it. I wanna take notes. Fire. And then that got me thinking, what if people in every
occupation communicated like this? AKA, communicated nothing useful. Listen, I think you’ll feel a lot better if you just stopped being sick. Uh, huh. Yeah, you should see a
doctor, get some medicine, and then just be healthy, you know? Take of yourself. Okay, got it, thank you so much. Alright, yeah, you can
pay at the front, thanks. Okay, thank you. Hi, yeah, sorry, excuse me. My roof has a hole in
it because of the rain. How can I fix it? I think as long as you fix the roof the rain won’t get in, you know? Okay. The most important thing
is to fix the hole, and have a strong roof. Oh, okay, understood. That would be the first step. Awesome, thank you so
much, really, so helpful. Hey, if they ask who help you
tell them Julio from flooring. Of course, definitely. I get commission. (singing “Despacito” by Justin Bieber) Ugh, I can’t get these
lyrics, can you help me? Yeah, for sure. (singing) Despacito, blah
blah blah blah blah blah. (singing) blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. (singing) blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah (claps) blah blah blah. Like, it makes no sense. But that’s okay, because
you know the athletes have other amazing abilities, you know. I get it, not everyone
can be a great speaker, and take great shots like me. (snorts) I wasn’t talking ’bout that. I was talking ’bout this. What? Don’t judge me, it’s Saturday. – [Male Voice] It’s Monday. – What? (boom)
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