Sunset Peak – Golf – Uncensored
(whimsical music) (glass breaks) (glass breaks)
(cat yowls) (glass breaks) (glass breaks) (glass breaks) (energetic music) – Now, trust me, alright? I was in Orlando, ran
into Tiger Woods, okay? He said, see, like, you guys are going
wide with your stance, you wanna bring it in a bit. Bring it in a bit, that way
you know where you rotate. – Okay.
– Bring that rotation around. (exhales) – Mmhmm.
– Wow. You know, and that was before he got himself
involved in this mess. – Yeah, I haven’t been able to make it out to the
links in a while. My little cousin’s going to this AND1 Mixtape Tour camp and he got crossed the
fuck up by the Professor. Knees bent, ass up, head way up. – Nice.
– Mmhmm. – There it is! – That looks good, dude!
– That looks great. – That was awesome stuff!
– That looked so good. – That’s where it is.
– It looked so good. – Yes. Hole-in-one. That’s what I’m talking about. – Head down.
– Pick it up. – See this? This is bad, that
I can touch you. – What you wanna
do is, you wanna keep your head all the way up
to the last fucking second. (speaking over each other)
– You drop your head too far, your head’ll fall
off, you drop too far. You know, you had a
couple too many Tequizas. (laughing) Tell you what, I’ve been screened three times at airports for bringing box cutters
on, but it’s because I can’t get into
my damn luggage. My wife puts too many
locks on the freaking shit. – Ah, yeah. What a beautiful day to
hit the old freaking links, you know what I’m talking about? – Absolutely. – See you on the
green, ass boys. (lighthearted music) Fuck my ass up! (applause)
What the hell was that? (obnoxious grunts) – Hey, would you
mind shutting up? – Encino Man. Oh my God! (pained coughing)
You pull your kidney? Father, Son, Holy Spirit. This is for all my
buddies that got shot. – Let’s go, Scott Baio. – Let’s go, Frankie Muniz. – Everybody’s on my shit, chill! Everybody’s putting pressure
on me for no reason! – Get back up off me!
(applause) – I’ve been watching
too many YouTube videos. (crowd cheering) (talking over each other) – You stepped on my foot!
– Let’s go! – Apologize to me!
– Let’s go! – That’s you.
– No, I think that’s– – Stop, you’re being childish. – You’re being
ridiculous right now. – You’re being immature. – Really?
– That was mature. – In high school, I had a car! – Kobe, right? – Yeah. – So, where you
wanna go to school? – Let’s go, bags. Fuck!
– Fuck! – Move, tree!
– Move, tree! – I’m gonna call the mayor. – I’m gonna call the mayor. – Meet the mayor on the phone. – Meet the mayor on the phone. – I don’t care what mayor, I got a fucking
tree in my shit ass. – Shit ass. – Yeah, pound on this!
– Pound this. – And the golf carts?
(speaks spanish) Okay? (speaks spanish) – You wanna get into Dartmouth? I’ll make a call today, you run this up to the green. – (chuckles) You mean cheat? – Look, I love you so much, but why I got three
putters in my bag? – Oh my god, there’s
so much dirt on this. – (Laughs) That’s a
funny, hilarious voice! – Adults don’t buy
these kinds of bags. Adults buy bags with a strap. I have to carry
this under my arm, it’s heavy, it sucks. – I bought it with a strap, but it’s a Gucci strap, and I don’t trust you with it. (cartoon noise) – Ooh, I’m pissed off now. You done pissed me off now. – Hey, can I still get
into Dartmouth, you think? – Stay behind me. He’s self-destructive. You need to watch that sand. – This morning, I found my kid eating a whole box of Bisquick. No milk or nothing, just
went to town on the Bisquick. (grunts)
(phone rings) – Hold up, hold up! Hello? Holy shit. – What? – We got Osama! We got Osama!
(cheers) (Star-Spangled Banner on guitar) – So, you go to school, or? – Yeah, high school. – Nice, yeah, my daughter
goes to high school. Maybe I’ll stop
by, see what’s up next time I’m there. – [Gary] That was four! – I counted 27 strokes. Man, you are so
full of sandpaper. – What is going on? – Hey!
– Hey! – There’s bugs in there! There’s bugs, I was trying
to get the bugs out. Looks like it’s clean now. I was trying to
get the bugs out! – You tried to put your
little pecker in there! – What’s going on? – I’m going through
a divorce, dude! – No, you’re not! – Oh, crap, I think I
have gum in my hair. – Hey, pal.
– Come on, buddy. Come on, come on. – Actually, leave him. Okay, let’s look at the
final scores, fellas. Gary, 197! (happy scream) – Yes! Love my boys, I love my boys. – What a score, baby! – I’m okay with me, today. (laughs) – I’m also fine with
me, today, though. – That’s great. – Cheers to that shit!
– Absolutely. – [Carmen] Love you, dudes. – Love you, dudes.
– Love you, dudes. (heartfelt music) (whimsical music)
2nd
1st af
3rd
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Like and you're crushwill date you
I cant tell which genre this was
that was pretty smart and funny
The fuck?
tries too hard to be workaholics. meh.
BRING KEY AND PEELE BACK :(((
this sucked
Didn't laugh once
2:34 I legit thought they were going to kiss.
101
I tried, but this isn't for me.
that was frustratingly weak.
Didn't even crack a smile. This was very poor
Bad real bad so sad
the cringe
This is sad
I think keel and peeler should do more videos
Like if you agree
Comedy Central needs to change their name after this horse shit
… money goes into shit like this?
what is this.?
This is remarkably unfunny. Try harder next time Comedy Central. Just cancel this and move on.
Reading the comments bitching about this shit video was funnier than the video itself
love it
bring wkuk to your network or Key and Peele back.
197 total is terrible
the video is funny the comments are bad thank you gary carmen and john
Hey I liked it!