Soccer Commentator Goes Nuts After Iceland Win

YESTERDAY THE TINIEST NATION IN THE TOURNAMENT, ICELAND, SCORED — (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REALLY? ARE THERE PEOPLE FROM ICELAND HERE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BORK IS HERE TONIGHT. ICELAND SCORED A DEEP OVERTIME, TIE-BREAKING GOAL TO BEAT AUSTRIA. AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S A BIG DEAL, THEN YOU’RE NOT THE ICELANDIC COMMENTATOR WHO WAS CALLING THE GAME. (HYSTERICAL) (CHEERS AND […]

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Sports News Not Covered Anywhere Else (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

Sports News Not Covered Anywhere Else (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

-Around the world with Lights Out Sports Update. Go! MENERY: Bob Menery here. Welcome to the Lights Out Sports Update, bringing you stunning examples of athleticism from around the globe. We begin tonight in Tokyo, a city still healing after getting its shit kicked in by goddamn Godzilla. The competitive eating world was rocked by this week’s 123rd annual noodle […]

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Weird and Wild Sports Updates from Around the World (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

Weird and Wild Sports Updates from Around the World (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

By the way, the NFL players aren’t the only ones– back on the prompter– making news. Let’s take a look at some lesser-known athletes around the world. Lights Out sports update, guys. -Whoa! -Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Mowry here. Welcome to the Lights Out Sports Update. Taking a look around the world to find the finest examples of raw athleticism […]

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