Sports are Dumb

Sports are Dumb

Good morning, John. I have been known to go to a sports game and sometimes during them, I’ll be having a particularly good time watching people do extraordinary athletic things, and I’ll be taken by the urge to just yell, like, “SPORTS!” I do this, kind of half-and-half-y in a way that I don’t, like, in the moment realize. Like […]

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Soccer Game Day

– Game time. – Game time. – And a slushie! (upbeat, melodic music) (excited yelling) Are you excited? – Yayte! – Yayte! We’re watching the keepers right now. – [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, entering the field, the pregame warmups, please welcome the United States professional team! (cheering) – [Marissa] Alex Morgan! – Wait, I’m here, wait. – [Marissa] She’s on […]

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Sports News Not Covered Anywhere Else (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

Sports News Not Covered Anywhere Else (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

-Around the world with Lights Out Sports Update. Go! MENERY: Bob Menery here. Welcome to the Lights Out Sports Update, bringing you stunning examples of athleticism from around the globe. We begin tonight in Tokyo, a city still healing after getting its shit kicked in by goddamn Godzilla. The competitive eating world was rocked by this week’s 123rd annual noodle […]

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