Trump = Golf Cheat


LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS A RIVAL OF
DONALD TRUMP DURING THE 2016 PRIMARIES. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THAT BECAUSE
HE HAD A MISERABLE SHOWING. HE WAS OBLITERATED BY TRUMP BUT
IN DOING SO, TRUMP HUMILIATED HIM, EMBARRASSED HIM IN ALMOST
EVERY IMAGINABLE WAY. HE EVEN TALKS TO HIM. REMEMBER IT IS DONALD J TROLL/
HE IS THE KING OF THE TROLLS. NOT ONLY DID HE TROLL LINDSEY
GRAHAM, HE ALSO GAVE OUT HIS PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER WHILE ON
THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. THE
THINGS HE SAID ABOUT HIM WERE HORRIBLE, HORRIFIC, ETC., AND REMEMBER, LINDSEY GRAHAM’S
BEST FRIEND IN THE SENATE IS JOHN MCCAIN AND TRUMP
FAMOUSLY SAID, I PREFER PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T CAPTURED, ABOUT JOHN
MCCAIN, WHICH IS UNREAL. SO LATER, LINDSEY GRAHAM WENT ON
TO HAVE MANY AGREEMENTS AND DISAGREEMENTS WITH DONALD TRUMP,
BUT APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOLFING JUST A DAY AGO SO LINDSEY GRAHAM
SENT OUT THIS TWEET: SO THIS IS DEEPLY EMBARRASSING. NOW HE IS KISSING HIS ASS. THERE’S A SECOND TWEET THAT IS
EVEN WORSE. I’M GOING TO READ IT TO YOU AT
THE END, BUT LET’S PAUSE HERE TO NOTE THAT IT IS INCONCEIVABLE
THAT DONALD TRUMP SHOT A 73 IN IDEAL CONDITIONS LET ALONE
THE CONDITIONS GRAHAM SAID. I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED THAT
PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS A NOTORIOUS LIAR ABOUT GOLF, LET
ALONE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, SO I WENT BACK AND
RESEARCHED IT. YES, GOLF MAGAZINE HAS AN
ARTICLE ABOUT HOW NO ONE COULD EVER VERIFY ANY OF HIS
GOLF CLAIMS. HE CLAIMED ONCE AT THAT HE HAD
WON 18 DIFFERENT GOLF CHAMPIONSHIPS. WHEN THEY WIN LOOKED AROUND AND
ASKED AROUND, NOT ONE COULD BE VERIFIED TO WHICH I SAY, OF
COURSE. HE KEEPS CLAIMING THAT HE
BROKE THE RECORD ON HIS OWN COURSE SEVERAL TIMES, BUT
THERE ARE NO SIGNED CARDS TO INDICATE THAT. HE GOES ON
AND ON, BUT THEN I FOUND A WASHINGTON POST ARTICLE WHERE
THEY WENT BACK THROUGH TIME TO CHRONICLE ALL THE DIFFERENT
WAYS THAT DONALD TRUMP CHEATS AND BY THE WAY, THERE IS
UPSIDES TO TRUMP ON GOLFING. APPARENTLY HE IS A FUN GUY TO
HANG OUT WITH UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU ARE A WOMAN. ANYWAY, AND HE TIPS WELL TO THE
CADDIES AND APPARENTLY, THE CADDIES HELP HIM CHEAT AND IT’S
A WELL-KNOWN FACT AT HIS COURSES. IF YOU COULD ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU
GET HIS BALL AND THROW IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FAIRWAY AND
YOU WILL GET BETTER TIP THAT WAY. WE GO BACK TO THE
MID-1990S AND I’LL GO THROUGH ALL THE YEARS FOR YOU. HE WAS TALKING TO, IN FACT, HE
WAS GOLFING WITH MARK MALVOY WAS THE MANAGING EDITOR
OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED AT THE TIME AND MALVOY SAYS TO HIM,
WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR BALL WASN’T THERE AND IT WASN’T EVEN
REMOTELY THERE. TRUMP’S RESPONSE: THEN WE GO TO 2012. ALICE COOPER, WHEN ASKED ABOUT
OTHER CELEBRITIES HE PLAYED WITH HE SAID: IN 2004 HE WAS TALKING TO RICK
REILLY WHO IS WRITING A BOOK ON GOLF THAT INCLUDED
DONALD TRUMP. REILLY SAID: AGAIN, NONE OF
THIS HAS ANY POLITICAL MOTIVATION. IT’S BACK IN 2004. TRUMP IS NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT I HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS. JUST EVERYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS
THEM IN GOLF IS LIKE THAT GUY IS AN UNBELIEVABLE CHEATER, SO
THERE ARE ALL THESE STORIES OF JUST THROWING BALLS IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE FAIRWAY, JUST MAKING UP A SCORE AND PUTTING IT
ON HIS CARD THAN THE ONE HE SHOTS SO BEING OUTSIDE THE GREEN
AND SAYING THAT TO GIVE ME AND JUST PICKING IT UP. YOU ARE NOT EVEN ON THE GREEN. SO GOES ON AND ON, BUT AGAIN,
RICK REILLY DOES SAY: THAT WAS 13 YEARS AGO. BOY DID HE NAIL THAT. WELL, IT HAS STARTED TO COUNT,
AND THIS CARNIVAL IS NOT FUN AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF
THIS RIDE, BUT I AM NOT LINDSEY GRAHAM. SO WE FINISH BACK WITH THE
SECOND TWEET OF LINDSEY GRAHAM. LOOK, DONALD TRUMP IS A
PATHETIC, INSECURE, EGOMANIAC. THE ONLY THING WORSE IS WHEN HE
UNMANS YOU AND WHEN YOU HAVE GROVELING, PATHETIC
POLITICIANS LIKE LINDSEY GRAHAM WHO, AFTER TAKING A
BEATING, I MEAN, THAT’S AN OPENHANDED SLAP, BOY, AND HE DID
IT TO YOU HOW MANY TIMES? AND THEN YOU COME BACK AND YOU
DO THIS AND YOU OFFER YOUR HAND TO HIM AND YOU BOW BEFORE
HIM AND GO OH MY GOD, HE IS SUCH A GREAT GOLFER. HE BEAT ME SO BAD. LIKE WHEN HE WON DURING THE
RACE. DONALD TRUMP. PLEASE GIVE MY DONORS TAX CUTS. I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR THEM
FOR DECADES AND THEY REALLY NEED THOSE TAX-CUTS. I’LL SAY
ANYTHING, DONNIE. YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR GOLF SCORE. PLEASE. LINDSEY GRAHAM, YOU ARE ONE
OF THE SADDEST PEOPLE I’VE EVER SEEN. YOU’RE LUCKY TED CRUZ IS STILL
AROUND SO YOU’RE NOT AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

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