Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,”
EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) SO GOOD TO TO BE BACK. I’VE MISSED THESE PEOPLE. THIS WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS DID
SOMETHING THAT ONCE SEEMED UNIMAGINABLE: THEY COUNTED THE
VOTES IN A CAUCUS. ( LAUGHTER )
I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S–
>>I HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT.>>A PROGRESSIVE AGENDA. DONALD TRUMP’S WORST
NIGHTMARE.>>WE’RE AT EACH OTHER’S
THROATS.>>MADE A LOT OF MONEY. CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE. YOU KNOW WHO NUMBER ONE IS? TRUMP!>>”FURY ROAD TO THE WHITE
HOUSE.” 2020!>>WITNESS ME! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: TONIGHT, BACK ON THE FURY ROAD.>>Jon: THAT HEAD BUTT.>>Stephen: TONIGHT ON THE
VROOM-VROOM SHOUT FACE, NEVADA CAUCUS, AND IT’S RUNAWAY
WINNER VERMONT SENATOR AND ANCIENT JOHN MULANEY, BERNIE
SANDERS. SANDERS WAS COMING OFF SLIM
POPULAR VOTE VICTORIES IN IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE, BUT BERNIE
WON NEVADA WITH 46% OF THE VOTE, INCLUDING A DIVERSE COALITION OF
IMMIGRANTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, LATINA MOTHERS, YOUNGER BLACK
VOTERS, WHITE LIBERALS AND EVEN SOME MODERATES. AND BECAUSE IT WAS NEVADA, HE
ALSO PICKED UP VOTES FROM BLACKJACK DEALERS, CIRQUE DU
SOLEIL, AND THAT GUY SITTING ALONE AT THE PRIME RIB BUFFET
MUTTERING “HOW AM I GONNA TELL MARJORIE?”
( LAUGHTER ) BERNIE CELEBRATED HIS NEVADA WIN
BY CONTRASTING HIS MOVEMENT WITH TRUMP’S.>>THEY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO
WIN THIS ELECTION BY DIVIDING OUR PEOPLE UP BASED ON THE
COLOR OF THEIR SKIN OR WHERE THEY WERE BORN OR THEIR RELIGION
OR THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. WE ARE GOING TO WIN BECAUSE WE
ARE DOING EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.>>STEPHEN: (AS BERNIE)
“WHAT I’M SAYING IS: MULTI-RACIAL, MULTIGENERATIONAL
ORGY AT MY PLACE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I PROMISE, YOU WILL FEEL THE BERN.” ( CHEERING )
( LAUGHTER ) “AND THE BERN WILL FEEL YOU!”
( LAUGHTER ) THE NEVADA RESULTS WERE ALSO A
BOOST FOR THE FLAGGING CAMPAIGN OF JOE BIDEN, WHO CAME IN
SECOND WITH 20% OF THE VOTE, AND TOLD SUPPORTERS THAT JOE-MENTUM
IS BACK!>>YOU PUT ME IN A POSITION–
YOU KNOW, THE PRESS IS READY TO DECLARE PEOPLE DEAD QUICKLY, BUT
WE’RE ALIVE AND WE’RE COMING BACK AND WE’RE GOING TO WIN.>>STEPHEN: BRAGGING THAT YOU’RE
ALIVE MAY NOT BE THE MOST STIRRING CAMPAIGN RALLYING CRY. “FOLKS, WE’RE BREATHING ON OUR
OWN. THE TUBES ARE OUT, THE PANTS ARE
ON, AND THIS MORNING, I ATE A WHOLE THING OF APPLESAUCE! NOW SPONGE-BATHE ME AND ROLL ME
— ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW SPONGE-BATHE ME AND ROLL ME
TOWARDS SOUTH CAROLINA!” HERE WE GO! ( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT, WRONG WAY, LET’S GO, GUYS. COME ON! THANK YOU. A LOT OF MODERATE DEMOCRATS ARE
CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST AT THE
TOP OF THE TICKET. LAST NIGHT, “60 MINUTES” AIRED
AN INTERVIEW WITH BERNIE AND HE DIDN’T DO MUCH TO PUT HIS
CRITICS AT EASE.>>WE’RE VERY OPPOSED TO THE
AUTHORITARIAN NATURE OF CUBA, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT’S UNFAIR TO
SIMPLY SAY EVERYTHING IS BAD. YOU KNOW? WHEN FIDEL CASTRO CAME INTO
OFFICE, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE HAD A MASSIVE LITERACY
PROGRAM. IS THAT A BAD THING? EVEN THOUGH FIDEL CASTRO DID IT?>>STEPHEN: WHAT, NO– BERNIE
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE AT MSNBC? YOU SOUND LIKE FIDEL CASTRO’S
MOM. “NOW I KNOW FIDEL DID A LOT OF
MURDER, BUT LOOK AT THIS MACARONI PICTURE HE MADE IN THE
THIRD GRADE. THESE LITTLE ROTINI DOWN HERE
ARE THE GRAVES OF HIS ENEMIES.” ( LAUGHTER )
WRIF RIFF BUT BERNIE DID TRY AN ODD PIVOT
WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE CENTRAL PLATFORM OF HIS CAMPAIGN.>>A LOT OF VOTERS ARE VOTING
FOR CANDIDATES WHO AREN’T CALLING FOR MEDICARE FOR ALL,
WHO AREN’T CALLING FOR A REVOLUTION. IS EVERYBODY REALLY WANTING A
REVOLUTION LIKE THAT?>>YEAH, LET’S GO EASY ON THE
WORD REV– POLITICAL REVOLUTION, YOU KNOW? WE’RE– WE’RE TRYING TO FOLLOW–
>>YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S USING THE WORD.>>WELL, BUT, YOU KNOW– I DON’T
WANT PEOPLE TO OVERSTATE.>>STEPHEN: WHAT?! RAFF LAUGH
NOW YOU DON’T WANT US TO OVERSTATE THE WORD REVOLUTION? THAT’S YOUR WHOLE BRAND. THIS IS LIKE NIKE SUDDENLY
CHANGING THEIR SLOGAN TO “JUST DON’T OVERDO IT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) Y>>Jon: YEAH, JUST DO IT! JUST SLIGHTLY. JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪
♪ OH, JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪>>Stephen: AT ONE POINT
BERNIE GOT A LITTLE SASSY.>>ONE OF THE CRITICS OF YOU IN
THE SENATE, JOE BIDEN, HAS SAID THAT YOU NEVER GOT ANYTHING
DONE. AMY KLOBUCHAR HAS BEEN– ARE
YOU GETTING MAD?>>I’M NOT MAD. JUST SILENTLY HISSING, THAT’S
ALL. (LAUGHTER)
>>STEPHEN: I KNOW BERNIE HAD A HEART ATTACK, BUT IS HE ALSO
DEFLATING? (AS BERNIE)
“THE TOP 1% OF THE– SSSSSSS– SOMEBODY GET MY PUMP!”
“PUMP ME UP! SOMEBODY!”
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: PUMP IT UP! ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) OH, YEAH, GOOD BUDDY.>>Stephen: WHILE THE
DEMOCRATS BATTLE IT OUT BACK HOME, TRUMP IS ABROAD
IN INDIA. HERE HE IS GIVING PRIME MINISTER
NARENDRA MODI THE TRADITIONAL AMERICAN GREETING OF SLIDING
YOUR HAND INSIDE SOMEONE’S CLOTHES. ( LAUGHTER )
(AS TRUMP) “WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A
SHORT WHILE, BUT I THINK WE’RE READY FOR UNDER THE VEST STUFF.” ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP’S FIRST STOP WAS AT THE HOME OF MAHATMA GANDHI, WHERE HE
GOT THE CHANCE TO SPIN A REPLICA OF THE WHEEL THAT GANDHI USED
TO MAKE HIS OWN CLOTHES. THAT’S LOVELY. NOW HE KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO WORK IN ONE OF IVANKA’S FACTORIES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )>>Jon: PUTTING IT OUT THERE,
HUH? THANK YOU.>>Stephen: THE DAY’S BIG
EVENT WAS A GIANT POLITICAL RALLY FOR THE
PRESIDENT CALLED “NAMASTE TRUMP.” WHICH I REALLY HOPE MEANS HE HAD
TO PUBLICLY DO YOGA. (AS TRUMP)
“FIRST, I GO DOWNWARD, LIKE A DOG! NOW, A SUN SALUTATION: HI,
ERIC!” A
( LAUGHTER ) “NAMASTE TRUMP” WAS MODI’S WAY
OF THANKING TRUMP FOR A RALLY IN SEPTEMBER, WHEN TRUMP JOINED THE
PRIME MINISTER IN TEXAS FOR AN EVENT CALLED “HOWDY MODI!”
( LAUGHTER ) WHICH WENT A LOT BETTER THAN
TRUMP’S EVENT WITH THE CHINESE PRESIDENT, “THAT’S WHAT XI
SAID.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
TRUMP OPENED HIS SPEECH LIKE THIS:
>>TODAY INDIA WELCOMES US AT THE WORLD’S LARGEST CRICKET
STADIUM RIGHT HERE IN AHMEDABAD. ( CHEERING )
IT IS A PROFOUND HONOR TO BE THE BEAUTIFUL NEW STADIUM.>>STEPHEN: YES, HE JUST SAID,
“IT IS A PROFOUND HONOR TO BE THE BEAUTIFUL NEW STADIUM.” ( LAUGHTER )
HE USED TO JUST PUT HIS NAME ON BUILDINGS. NOW HE WANTS TO BE THEM. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S A STROKER. IT’S A CHIN STROKER. OF COURSE, BECAUSE HE WAS IN
INDIA, TRUMP HAD TO PROVE THAT ENGLISH ISN’T THE ONLY
LANGUAGE HE STRUGGLES WITH:>>NAMASTE. THE PRIDE OF GUJARAT. SOME OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST
CRICKET PLAYERS FROM SUE CHIN TENDLEKUR. AS THE GREAT RELIGIOUS TEACHER
SWAMI VIVEKANANDA ONCE SAID– ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: YES, SWAMI VI-VAY-KUNUNDUNDE ONCE SAID,
“THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOW YOU
PRONOUNCE MY NAME.” LATER IN THE DAY, TRUMP VISITED
THE TAJ MAHAL, WHICH WAS THE MODEL FOR ONE OF TRUMP’S
INFAMOUS FAILED ATLANTIC CITY CASINOS. (AS TRUMP)
“IN HONOR OF THE TAJ MAHAL, I’D LIKE TO OFFER THIS TRADITIONAL
HINDU PRAYER.” ♪ LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT ♪
♪ LUCK IF YOU’VE EVER BEEN A LADY TO BEGIN WITH ♪
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE IS ONE CHALLENGE FOR TRUMP
IN INDIA BECAUSE MODI IS A DEVOTED VEGETARIAN AND PLANS TO
SERVE VEGETARIAN FOOD TO THE PRESIDENT. OH, MY GOD. WE’RE GOING TO WAR WITH INDIA. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING SPORTS, IT’S KIND OF MY THING, — I TALK
ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. WE EDIT IT OUT BUT MOSTLY I TALK
ABOUT SPORTS — AND TODAY WE’VE GOT AN INSPIRING
STORY FROM THE WORLD OF HOCKEY. IN SATURDAY NIGHT’S N.H.L. GAME
BTWEEN THE CAROLINA HURRICANES AND THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, THE
TWO HURRICANES GOALIES GOT INJURED. SO THEY CALLED ON THE ZAMBONI
DRIVER TO BE THEIR EMERGENCY GOALIE, AND HE WON HIS N.H.L. DEBUT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HE WON! UNBELIEVABLE! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?! ( APPLAUSE )
HE WON WITH HELP FROM HIS SIGNATURE
MOVE: PARKING THE ZAMBONI IN FRONT OF THE GOAL. ( LAUGHTER )
BIG D. THE HOCKEY HERO IS NAMED DAVID
AYRES, AND HE’S NOT JUST A ZAMBONI DRIVER, HE’S ALSO AN
ARENA MAINTENANCE WORKER. HERE’S A VIDEO FROM THE LOCKER
ROOM AFTER THE WIN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT’S INCREDIBLE. THAT’S SO LOVELY. THAT’S SO NICE. THEY DO KNOW HE HAS TO CLEAN ALL
THAT UP, RIGHT? WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, AND– OWW. OW. OH! I PULLED MY HAMSTRING. I DON’T THINK I CAN FINISH.>>Jon: OH, NO.>>DON’T WORRY, STEPHEN, I GOT
YOU!>>Stephen: IT’S DAVID AYRES! ZAMBONI HOCKEY HERO DAVID AYRES,
EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) DAVID! DAVID! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DAVID, I’VE PULLED MY HAMSTRING, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?>>I’LL FINISH UP. WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. WHEN WE COME BACK, WARREN CHECKS
BLOOMBERG INTO THE BOARDS! STICK AROUND!>>STEPHEN: WOOOOO!

100 comments

  • The best bit was Ayers.

  • The oppressed Americans are allowed once in four years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them. I didn’t missed a voting 🗳 never ever but this time I go to the voting center and I will not vote

  • usual mainstream attack on Cuba — starting to like Ted Cruz, Stephen?

  • if Trump ate vegetables, the crap that comes out of his mouth would be a little more … shall we say… refined?

  • All you need to do is listen to Trump talk for about 5 minutes to know how screwed we are.

  • I'm, sorry , but what kind of sick freaky bird was in the room, there is this repeating yell around 02:00 … *gobbl-gobbl* ?

  • And so on Indian part, Modi balances the damage done by Trump, by pronouncing "Do-land" Trump. 😂😂

  • This entire world structure was built on the bones of someones enemy.

  • Sweetcherries Justice4All

    I loves me some fury road action lol pochantas arm movements always get's me hehe lolz btw ( by the way) hey bern man america has always been divided sheesh these elists must really think we are really stupid and dumb smh lolz

  • Sweeeeeet

  • Disgusting Colbert.. #Bernie2020 is unstoppable.

  • I've loved Colbert, Warren, and Bernie. I think Colbert is going to struggle making fun of either Warren or Bernie if they win. They are too authentic, too smart to be portrayed as "old"… Old people jokes, like fat jokes, are easy to make. Comparing Bernie's Democratic Socialism to Modor, Cuba, etc. is just weak, and Stephen knows it. Comedians have had it easy making fun of Trump.

  • making fun of sanders? really?

  • #BernieOrVest - New Cordeliers Club

    #BernieOrBust #BernieIsMyPresident

  • Taj Mahal, the great historical monument was a gift to India by a Muslim King named Shah Jahan.. And look what Indians are doing to the Muslim minority today… Very Sad.

  • 😀👏 so happy for Bernie. Bernie for President 2020…

  • Who the heck in the audience brought his dog to the show???🐶🐩

  • I spun cotton at Ghandi's ashram too. Same spot as Trump. Thought it was in Ahmedabad, not "Abbabad"

  • Brilliant. Just brilliant.

  • I am from India 🇮🇳. His pronunciation of swami Vivekananda was totally insane and he is currently trending meme material in india 😂

  • Offering healthy food to trump what is he thinking

  • Breast of bat would be great

  • Kosher Without Borders

    The Colbert Report was SO GOOD, yet this is SO BAD. Why?

  • Kleptomaniac Pyromaniac

    Crass jokes.. do better Stephen

  • While Mr Trump visits India ..the hindu's at war with the muslims….is that a mockery or what?

  • Easy colbert getting a little unhinged

  • Savage , Stephen- just repeat the fact!

  • Sad to see Colbert under the thumb of CBS. It's like watching a boxer throw a fight or seeing an all star athlete who doesn't love the game anymore. When he ran the Colbert Report he was brilliant and the show was something that will go down in American history books. He wrote books that were groundbreaking as well. Colbert, I know the money is good but do you ever wonder what might have been if you kept the Colbert Report? I wonder all the time.

  • Colbear is scared of Bernie! Bernie2020

  • Nike should change their brand for Zion.

  • USA, INDIA and UK free trade without globalist dictators = unstoppable. Suck it Colbert.

  • If Trump lose this guy is going to be out of job really quickly.

  • Stephen is scared he is going to have to pay more in taxes under Bernie.

  • You can be his stand in when he's sick. You do a better Bernie than Trump. Or keep your day job and do his radio address.

  • Back in 2018 an accountant made his nhl debut with 7 saves, winning the game for Blackhawks. Great saves he made

  • Sure wish we could have a Zamboni moment nightly. Well deserved by him.

  • Bernie Americas Grandfather that wants the best for the Grandchildren.
    Take your medicine [ Bernie Pill ] America you will feel better when it takes affect.

  • Srinivasan Srinivasan

    We are following free religion in the world.it is not a barrier.

  • المطيري الغطفاني

    Trump shame on America.

  • Just to have an honest person in the White House would be a major win…anyone without sexual,financial or legal baggage . Sanders will get the US back on decent place in world view.

  • Soochin Tendulkerr had my sides hurting.

  • Bernie has always use the words "political revolution" … pshhh

  • This is SO sad. Trump was received with so much warmth and respect. And yet the Liberals tried to break down something this awesome. Liberals really need to stop hating themselves, and then maybe they'll stop hating a great leader. You can hate greatness, but you can never deny it.

  • Bernie said that he was warned that Putin — who doesn't care about Democrats or Republicans, but just wants chaos in America — is "favoring" both Trump and Sanders. There are a lot of comments here by people claiming to be Bernie supporters saying that Colbert is part of some cabal trying to "rig the election". Whether they know they are part of a disinformation warfare campaign or not, they serve Putin's purpose.

    Bernie just laughs when people tell jokes about him, so let's do the same and stop seeing conspiracies everywhere.

  • Gotta love all the entitled Bernie Brats running to the comments to whine & cry over a monologue 🙄

    They supposedly "own the moral issues" these days & "fight for the working man," so I must have missed all of the comments in support of the hero Zamboni driver/Maintenance man living out his dream. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Bernie & his cult are as bad as #Cult45.

  • You know… it's really starting to feel like Trump is gonna get re-elected again. lol

  • We are so close guys, but we need to keep pushing: https://berniesanders.com/call/

  • Go Bernie go

  • Vote blue no matter what

  • Why did he pour water on him?

  • If you're wondering why am here or why am doing this!, i just want to show appreciation to God, and i want other persons who is suffering from this deadly illness, ( Herpes, Coronary Artery Disease (Ischemic Heart Disease), Hiv/AID, Stroke, Trachea, Bronchus, and Lung Cancers, Diarrheal Diseases, Diabetes Mellitus, Dengue, Rotavirus, Other STD and others ) maybe because of ignorance. if you see this don't ignore, i was a victim of herpes, some one introduced him to me, i wrote him, told him what i was going through, though i was not to sure he could help, because i seen other persons, or post but no good outcome, he told me he could help, like others, i got the medicine or the herb whatever you may want to call it, he didn't even charge me, to God i didn't want to use it, but i did, to God be the glory am the one sending this post today in good health and sound mind, ..smile.. i seek for him, i didn't mind the distance so i could show appreciation, i meet with Dr Herbal, he didn't ask for anything, all he said is, 'It's God doing. I saw him treat people with different situation and problem maybe worse than yours, tell others. so am telling you today, don't ignore this, if you see this post, tell the next person who you think might need this. contact him, via his official Email:[email protected] or WHATSAPP:+2348103355314

  • If you're wondering why am here or why am doing this!, i just want to show appreciation to God, and i want other persons who is suffering from this deadly illness, ( Herpes, Coronary Artery Disease (Ischemic Heart Disease), Hiv/AID, Stroke, Trachea, Bronchus, and Lung Cancers, Diarrheal Diseases, Diabetes Mellitus, Dengue, Rotavirus, Other STD and others ) maybe because of ignorance. if you see this don't ignore, i was a victim of herpes, some one introduced him to me, i wrote him, told him what i was going through, though i was not to sure he could help, because i seen other persons, or post but no good outcome, he told me he could help, like others, i got the medicine or the herb whatever you may want to call it, he didn't even charge me, to God i didn't want to use it, but i did, to God be the glory am the one sending this post today in good health and sound mind, ..smile.. i seek for him, i didn't mind the distance so i could show appreciation, i meet with Dr Herbal, he didn't ask for anything, all he said is, 'It's God doing. I saw him treat people with different situation and problem maybe worse than yours, tell others. so am telling you today, don't ignore this, if you see this post, tell the next person who you think might need this. contact him, via his official Email:[email protected] or WHATSAPP:+2348103355314

  • He…Is….Soooooo embarrassing This is a sick joke

  • Pure Modi with impure beefeater Trump, which may lead him to hell.

  • प्रियदर्शी

    As an avid Colbert watcher: Love to all of you Americans from India <3

    Our nation has been undergoing the same right-wing coup as you, so we have something in common as well.

  • Please make "That's what Xi said"

  • The truth of the matter is… no Moderate will EVERY vote for Bernie… so if you guys want another 4 years of Trump… just chose Bernie as your Left of Left champion. If you want America to fail..bigly, just be selfish enough to hand a victory to Trump.

    Only a moderate can bring the Trump voter to the middle. We must be willing to move to the middle.. or America is done. There will be no Re-Does here.

  • Why aren't you supporting Bernie? Afraid of something?

  • Blackberry Rabbit

    Love Bernie far more than Colbert. Wonder what this show will do with itself for the next 8 years.

  • When he started mispronouncing words many people got up and left. 🙄

  • If and when Bernie Wins, Colbert is going to have to stop the mimicking unless he wants progressive backlash that just made Chris Matthews apologize in fear of the hashtag #FireChrisMatthews people threatening to boycott all of NBC's sponsors. Colbert makes more fun of Sanders than the rest of the ridiculous Establishment Democrats.

  • Rakesh Kumar Singh

    I'm a proud Indian and it was a moment of great pain for me to see our beloved guests leave. Come again Mr. President, India will be waiting eagerly to welcome you again. May our friendship long last forever. Trump 2020. 🇮🇳🇺🇲

  • The best way to get India on your side has always been to butcher the names of their greatest cricketers..

  • Why does Bernie always yell? Is he deaf, or something. Mom never told him to use his inside voice.

  • Trump is a fool!

  • Dammit, that South Carolina bit made spit my coffee 😂

  • Pompous senility. A sick joke.

  • Stephen I thought you were better than this. Conflating Bernie's discussion of policies (by dictators) with praising dictators themselves is exactly what Bernie is trying to say is a problem. Do you REALLY not understand this or are the laughs just too addictive to care?

  • They love him over there… So sorry media.

    He mispronounced a few Indian words! Talk about an Iron Curtain.

  • When is the last time India invited a little soy boy weasel like Stephen?

  • Beaten down formulas, political bias, not really funny anymore, eek

  • Keep on Colbert

  • White people making fun of DJT pronouncing Indian names incorrectly is Hippocratic, Whites don't prounce any Indian names correctly.

  • Maybe u should stop making fun of the Bern dude. Hes gonna be the next President. #BERNIEFOREVER

  • We Indians respect Trump for his straightforwardness & open about defeating the radical religious beliefs.

  • Not only does he mispronounce shit—he looks as stupid as possible doing it.

  • Stephen Colbert sucks a big one.

  • The way Stephen struggles with Bernie jokes might actually be a very good point in Bernie's favour. He is such a good candidate that it's hard to make a joke out of it.

  • Never stay love it

  • To all Indians 5:53

  • Liberals are still crying hahaha

  • Before you comment on the Cuban revolution at least, learn something, not just repeat old propaganda from the cold war.

  • Bernie is a dangerous candidate

  • People can't stand truth, and religion has a lot to do with it, good or bad, nothing in between, "the pure", nothing warm, either cold or hot, yes, good and bad deeds should be judged by merit, live in Meritocracy, take all things int he right proportion.

  • Nicely done Johnny Carson impression at 7:18.

  • Syed Raza -Reagen lover

    TRUMP 2020😘🇺🇲.

  • Coronavirus – Medicare for all looks Good

  • Man what secrets are known in the Illuminati about Bernie? Stephen keeps taking depraved sexual jabs at him.

  • Trump's the poster child for American illiteracy.

  • Instead of saying Ahmedabad, trump said I am a bad. 😂😂🤣🤣

  • Utterly humiliating for both the 'Leafs and anyone who's ever played goalie, but an amazing story and stunning performance by Ayres!! x'D

  • Sunni The Urban Diva

    Dang Colbert I thought you would say more about Modi but I guess CBS said no 😏

  • You need to work on that, Stephen! 🤣 You'll be talking like Bernie for many years to come.

    And Bernie is only talking common sense! The government must work for the people and the rich should not be so scared to pay the SAME TAXES AS THE MIDDLE CLASS IS ALREADY PAYING!

  • Bernie is coming, booo.. He will take your money, booo.

  • Who's this audience member screaming like a little dog

  • Medicare for All or Profits for a Few  by  Michael Schwalbe
    On a level democratic playing field, the for-profit healthcare industry’s fear mongering would gain little traction, as its talking points are easily refuted.
    https://www.commondreams.org/views/2019/12/14/medicare-all-or-profits-few

  • woooooooooooop wooooooooooooooooooopppp

  • Dude rhats "Ahmadabad" not abbabad…

  • Oh, f- off. Fidel never murdered anyone except Batista and CIA torturing stooges.

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