Why Sport is Bad


“Why Sport is Bad” Okay, so right off the bat, I just want to
make one thing clear. While I am saying that sport is bad: exercise
is great for you. I would know. I’m mostly going to be talking about the
sport fans in this video, because they are easily the worst part and there’s a lot I
want to get off my chest regarding those… things. Also, I will be referring to soccer, or “football”,
constantly, because that’s the sport that aggravates me the most. BRUTALITY:
We all know that the Roman gladiators and their Colosseum battles were nothing short
of fucked up. Encaging people and watching them attack each
other senselessly from the outside is obviously inhumane and somewhat sadistic, and we should
all be happy that brutality such as that doesn’t exist anymore, right? WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS?! LACK OF BRUTALITY:
If. You. Are. Going. To. Cry. At. Least. Get. Hurt. FirstThis guy, for example. I can respect his tears. Good job, buddy
Dumb-fuck FANS: The good, the bad, and the ugly
Okay, I’m going to be transparent on this from the very beginning: it’s okay to be passionate. Hell, being passionate is one of the best
things about being human. Embrace that shit. It’s not okay, however, to be a fucking maniacal
psychopath. You know who you are, fuck you. Let’s start by commending those sports-fans
who are not irrational nut-jobs. GOOD FANS: Now, a “good” sports-fan is someone
who isn’t blinded by unreasonable attachment to a meaningless game. You know, the “stable” ones. The ones who don’t get upset after their favourite
team loses a match, the ones who see the sport as an enjoyable or entertaining game, and
nothing more. The ones who function properly as a human
being. BAD FANS: This shit actually blows my mind,
right? Some people, after experiencing something
they perceive as “negative” in a sports match, will go so far as to resort to violence. What the actual fuck?! A sphere filled with air hit this net more
times than this one, poor you. I hope you’ll be okay. What’s worse is that this isn’t just some
heated scuffle in a family’s living room; THIS sort of devastation has led to full-on
god damn street riots. That’s some crazy-ass stuff, right? It somehow gets even worse! Some sports-fans have resorted to suicide
as a means to “deal” with a loss… of a game they didn’t play… played by people they
don’t know… against other people they don’t know. On a much lighter note, some grown men will
sit there in the stadium and sob like the miserable, blubbering little balls of wasted
testosterone they are. Look at this. If you can look me in the eyes and tell me
that THIS is reasonable, you’re a moron. Actually, come to think of it, I shouldn’t
use such triggering language towards such sensitive little souls, I do apologize. There there. UGLY FANS:
This joke wasn’t funny the first time “FANS” Just because you’ve played Fifa, NBA,
NHL, etc. – and know some of the players’ names, it doesn’t make you a fan of the sport
by default. Don’t act like it does. This is how it makes you look. Don’t look like this. SALARY:
We all know that athletes get over-paid. It’s nothing new. So with that in mind, let’s play a game:
Guess how much money this guy makes every year:
And what about this guy? And this guy?
ALL 3 OF THESE PEOPLE GET OVER 10’s OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PER YEAR. AND SO DOES THIS GUY. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?! OBSCURITY:
The Olympics is home to a wide array of sports – some of which none of us even know the existence
of. Anyone here a die-hard fan of Steeple Chase,
Dressage or Race Walking? Didn’t think so. CONCLUSION:
I think it’s quite easy to say that I’m a little worked up over this. You could say that I simply despise sport
and the people who play it or enjoy viewing it, but maybe I just think these things because
this is me literally everyday” In summary, here is why I believe sport is
bad: You might become one of these. The end. Crash, go to the privacy of your bedroom if
you’re going to watch that filthy smut.

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